NITEFLIRT GOODY BAG - SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION,

It's time to face reality - that little thing between your legs? Useless! It's there to be mocked and shared - for all the women of the world to laugh at and at your expense! Not even desperate women would entertain that little thing. It's an object of ridicule and nothing more. It's only purpose in life is to be humiliated - and that's all it deserves!

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Deadly Nightshade & Deadly Mistress....

The Deadly Nightshade is also known as "Atropa Belladonna" and is one of the most toxic plants found in the Eastern Hemisphere.

The name "atropa" is derived from the Greek Goddess Atropos - one of the three Greek fates or destinies who would determine the course of a man's life by weaving threads that would symbolize his birth, the events in his life and finally his death. 

The name "belladonna" is Italian; meaning "beautiful lady".

It is both beautiful and deadly. The berries look particularly attractive and are sweet in taste - tempting but toxic. Consumption of two to five berries by adults is probably lethal. The most toxic part of the plant is the root, but eating a single leave of Atropa Belladonna can be fatal to an adult.

No dear readers; this is not a biology lesson. This is what is known as "symbolism". You see; like the Deadly Nightshade I too am toxic. And like the Deadly Nightshade I am beautiful. I am a Goddess and a "belladonna" and just as tempting as those sweet, but deadly berries.

The difference is; you DON'T get taste. ALL parts of Me are toxic - particularly My imagination. My eyes are hypnotic which means I will pull you in and easily lead you to give up complete control. And once you're under My spell; there is no escape. You will transfixed by the commands leaving My beautiful lips and will be compelled to obey. 

While My toxicity is not fatal; it certainly isn't something to be taken lightly. I have the power. ALL of the power. Don't be so sure that you can guess My next move. Like Atropa Belladonna; My toxicity has unpredictable effects. I can pull you in, captivate you, render you completely helpless then leave you to stew in your own frustrating juices. Or maybe I'll give you what you crave? Just don't forget; I call the shots - and you are a slave to My desires - not your own. 

Like Atropos; I will also weave the threads of your destiny. And while I'm weaving those threads, you will continue to fall deeper and deeper under My spell. Like the fish to the juicy worm, you'll be hooked ready for Me to reel you in. You will then know there is only one destiny for you - to OBEY. And why will you obey? Because you will learn to fear the extent of My toxicity....

Hooked already? Then prove to Me that you are worthy of My attention. Apply now and tell Me WHAT you can do to please and amuse. But take care in your application; My toxicity doesn't have an antidote....

mistresscristal@mail.com

IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT PRICES.

From Monday 13 April, new prices for Skype bookings and slave tasks will be as follows:

Skype with cam - £1.50 per minute.

Slave tasks - £7 per assignment.

Skype Voice Chat (no cam) - £ 1.20 per minute.

This is the first increase for almost 6 years - so consider yourselves lucky. And despite this small increase; My prices are still among the most reasonable for the quality I offer. In short; My attention is priceless! No matter what I expect in the form of tribute; money should be no object when trying to gain My attention - remember that! 

I will be available throughout the weekend for Skype bookings between 1.30pm and 5pm. 

Slave tasks are of course available at any time.

To request a booking or slave task; you should email Me at the address below and tell Me WHAT you can do for Me.

mistresscristal@mail.com

Instant Messenger and Phone Chat Today.

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Read, learn, get your priorities in order and THEN apply...

Every day I get many emails from submissives; desperate for My attention and begging for the chance to become one of My online servants. And a good percentage of those emails are ignored and succumb to the "delete" button. The reason for this is the standard of the email tells Me everything I need to know; that the author doesn't have what it takes to make Me happy.

In your first contact to Me; you have only ONCE CHANCE to make a good impression. That's all you get - ONE CHANCE. I don't do second, third or fourth chances. ONCE CHANCE ONLY. If you fail at the first hurdle then you can be sure you will be of absolutely no use to Me. And no amount of subsequent emails from you; begging for Me to reconsider will make a difference. Once your email goes into the bin - it stays there. Along with yourself.

The mistake many boys make is they talk about what they want rather than what they can do for Me. Straight away, this tells Me that they don't have their priorities in the right order. It tells Me that they are only interested in what they can get out of serving Me; rather than how they can enrich My life with their servitude.

And let's be clear on this; serving Me is about what you can do for ME. It is not about what Mistress will do for you. I don't have to do anything for you. I don't owe you a thing. I don't even have to acknowledge you exist. It's up to you to convince Me to acknowledge you - and that's what a creating a good first impression is all about.

The second mistake is an email which is littered with spelling and grammatical mistakes. I don't consider Myself to be a "grammar nazi". But I do have certain standards. The English language is beautiful - and I cannot stand it being abused. But that's not the reason for My distaste of poor spelling and grammar. The fact that you have sent this email without proof-reading and correcting; suggests to Me you have no attention to detail. And if you can't be bothered to re-check what you have written; it tells Me you can't be bothered to put in the effort. Why then; should I put in the effort where you are concerned?

Then there are those who make it clear they know absolutely nothing about Me. They talk about personal meets, exploring kinks which are hard limits for Me. There is a wealth of information about Me on this website. All you have to do is read it - there is more to learning about Mistress than looking at My pictures. Make the effort to do your research - and I'll make the effort to consider you.

And finally; and this is a HUGE turn off - those who send pictures of their dick. I do not want to see your dick. I don't care about your dick. Your dick - however impressive you have convinced yourself it to be; is of no use or importance to Me. If this statement shocks you; then I suggest you stop reading now - those who think with their dicks and not with their brains are never going to make the grade. And I'm certainly not going to waste My time; reading whatever clap-trap you have put in your email.

To sum up; a good initial email is respectful, well-written and selfless. It is brief and to the point; focusing on what the sender can do for Me and why they feel I should consider them - from the point of view of the recipient - ME. Those with a genuine desire to serve shouldn't find this too difficult. But those who want to "play" at being submissive will be scratching their heads before they've completed the first sentence....

Mistress Had A Birthday.....

If you follow Me on twitter; it should not have escaped your notice that yesterday was My BIRTHDAY! Now the fact that I wasn't around should not be an excuse. You should always be thinking of your Mistress, ESPECIALLY when She isn't online - because that's the time you have to behave yourself the most. Mistress always knows! Don't forget that.

And there shouldn't be an excuse for you not to send Mistress a birthday gift - a token of your appreciation for the fact that I acknowledge your existence. It's about wants and needs. You WANT Me to acknowledge you so you NEED to find a way of making sure that happens. And what a better time then the occasion of My birthday.

So take that wanking hand of yours and head over to amazon.co.uk to purchase a gift certificate. Put that hand to far better use - making Mistress happy instead of satisfying yourself.

Amazon Gift Certificates can be sent to Me at the email address below. Show Mistress you deserve My attention...

mistresscristal@mail.com

Purification By Pain - My Church of Sadistic Purification.

Back in Medieval times; criminals and heathens were often tortured for their crimes. This torture; carried out before the ultimate punishment of death; was designed to "purify" the soul ready for the afterlife. By receiving pain; the tortured would be able to make peace with their guilt to become well...pure.

I too am a believer of this; granted perhaps not the same means, but nonetheless, I share the same school of thought that pain is good for the soul - and it is very good in encouraging subs to acknowledge their crimes, realise their guilt and ultimately learn how to be a good, obedient and selfless submissive; rather than a disgusting, selfish and deviant little slug.

This is why I designed Sunday Confessional. It is an opportunity for the wicked to crawl before Me, to confess all, to beg for purification by pain, to suffer and become free from sin. Forget a simple; "I'm sorry Mistress. It won't happen again." Those are only words. ACTIONS speak louder than words. I want to make sure if definitely doesn't happen again - by any means necessary.

Some of My methods are what you would call "ironic." For example; if you have been wanking too much - prepare to wank while it HURTS. If you've been a dirty little pervert, ogling at women while you play with yourself; be prepared to be humiliated and pegged. And if you have been less than respectful; be prepared to suffer every form of torture I have up My sleeve, until respectful behaviour is imprinted on your brain.

These are but a small introduction of the kind of methods I use. In reality; the list is endless. I am sadistic by nature. So whatever disgusting behaviour you've been getting up to; I guarantee a method of torture which will reflect that behaviour. And don't assume you will be purified physically either. Psychological punishments are also very effective - and longer lasting....

My Church of Sadistic Purification is open EVERY Sunday as part of Sunday Confessional. Confession begins at 1.30pm and lasts until 5pm - three and a half hours of delicious torture and entertainment. It pleases Me to see you suffer as you learn the error of your ways. I can think of no better way to spend a Sunday.

And while it's true that of course you will fall to you knees; forget about praying for forgiveness. I may be a Goddess and a Femdom - but no amount of prayer will save you. Purification is the ONLY way to make you behave...

mistresscristal@mail.com

SUNDAY 11 JANUARY - SUNDAY CONFESSIONAL.

Of course you boys know what today is, don't you? You don't? Well let Me enlighten you..,.

Today is the first Sunday Confessional of 2015 - and that means it's going to be a very harsh, strict and sadistic one! You didn't really think I was going to go easy on you, did you? Of course not! I don't go easy - "mercy" isn't in My vocabulary!

I expect ALL naughty, disgusting, filthy, perverted boys to report to Confession at 2pm prompt! You will be naked and kneeling. Your hands will be AWAY from that little flap of skin you dare to call a "cock". Your head will be bowed low and you will confess every single dirty detail of your sins. You will be thorough in your confession and you will be honest. Don't think you can leave out any information - because Mistress WILL find out all. 

Once you have squirmed in shame at My highly humiliating questions about your sins; you will then BEG to be absolved of them. Now don't think for one minute that this means you will simply be forgiven. Oh no - you have to earn that forgiveness. And how do you earn it? You earn it by suffering.

Yes, that's right; you will suffer in any way I decide. I will torture you, I will taunt you, I will deny you, I will humiliate you and I will crawl inside your head and ruin you. But suffer you must for you are here to learn that such behaviour is not acceptable to a lowly slave such as yourself. You will learn that satisfying your own selfish needs is not on the agenda. Your needs simply don't feature. You will be moulded into the meek, subservient, respectful subject you should be. You will learn that pleasing Mistress is the only life you will live. Nothing else is important.

Don't delay - you are only prolonging the inevitable. Submitting and confessing is an itch to be scratched - and I have the scratch to that itch....

Book your place for Sunday Confessional NOW - don't think about it. Just do it - you are incapable of rational thought in any case....I'm the thinker - you're the do-er - doing whatever I think you need to become a loyal, well-behaved, submissive subject.

mistresscristal@mail.com

*Sunday Confessional is conducted via Skype. Bookings at £1 per minute. Minimum booking length 10 minutes. Tribute ALWAYS required and via Amazon UK E Gift Card ONLY. Strictly for those aged 21 or over.

Mistress is back!

You will be pleased to know that after a week's break so I could move; Mistress is back in the saddle again.

I will be taking Skype bookings today from 1pm.

Bookings are priced at £1 per minute and payable only by AmazonUK E Gift Card - NO PAYPAL - EVER.

So if you have missed Mistress and need to serve Me today, you should email Me to request a Skype booking:

mistresscristal@mail.com

BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!

To celebrate Black Friday; for ONE DAY ONLY I'm giving you special deals on sessions!

SKYPE/YIM CAM SESSIONS - £1 PER MIN.

SKYPE PHONE CHAT SESSION - £0.50 PER MIN.

SKYPE/YIM INSTANT MESSENGER SESSION - £0.30 PER MIN. (MINIMUM BOOKING 20 MINS)

Bookings will be taken this afternoon. Tribute is via Amazon. co.uk E Gift Card.

To book and take advantage of these deals, you should email Me at:

mistresscristal@mail.com

Do you want it?

Don't you wish you were worthy of worshipping this fine ass? Look how perfect it looks in tight PVC. The zip goes right up between My round ass cheeks. I know that's where you want your tongue to be. Oh yes, you'd love to bury your face between those beautiful round globes.

Do you want it? Do you want it smothering your face? Yes you do. 

Then you had better cum over here and book your Skype session! I'm online now until 5.30pm today, ready and waiting for you to bow down and crawl to Me..

mistresscristal@mail.com

Mistress is accepting applications.

Mistress currently seeks online slaves, submissives, sissies and maggots to serve regularly via webcam and Email.

You will be aged 21 or over GENUINELY SUBMISSIVE, eager to please, learn and obey. You will be carrying out instruction catered to your kinks. All hard limits are respected. Soft limits can be pushed. Only those who are SERIOUS about serving Me in this manner will be considered.

Want to be considered? Email your application to:

mistresscristal@mail.com

Email Slaves Required.

I currently have two vacancies for slaves to serve Me via Email on a WEEKLY basis. You will be expected to complete weekly Email Tasks and provide a full written report with photographs/video of you carrying out each task. Subject to your agreement such photographs/video may be posted on My website or tumblr blog as part of your public humiliation.

If you have a GENUINE wish to serve and are aged 21 or ever, you may email your application to:

mistresscristal@mail.com

For more information about Email Training, you may visit the link below:

http://www.thecristaldomme.co.uk/p/email-assignments.html

Fake Submissives - both a menace and a pathetic amusement.

Fake Submissives - now here's something all Dommes encounter - on a daily basis - and in all shapes and sizes. But there's two things which they all have in common - they're a menace - and we ALWAYS catch them out.

Now fake subs generally fall into two categories:

1.) They pretend they're submissive and talk the talk - just because they're only interested in their dicks. Do they walk the walk? Never.

2.) They pretend to be submissive and then the moment you get into a chat with them - bam! They try to turn the tables - and control you. Yes you may try - you will fail - and I will enjoy taking your money from you while you do this.

It is very easy to spot a fake sub - but it often involves having to read between the lines - something we Dommes do all the time.

"Mistress, please dominate me, I'll do anything!" - Now this boy won't do anything. In fact, the moment you tell him you want him to ram the biggest dildo up his ass, he'll be off like a shot. Being an anal slut was not on his agenda - wanking his prick and doing what HE wants, is.

"I've been naughty." - Ah yes - the classic "Domination is about being punished" school of thought. I've got news for you - it isn't. And the very fact that you enter a chat with the words "I've been naughty," tells Me that you have absolutely zero clue about what Domination is. Also fitting into this realm are the words of "Please punish me Mistress" and "I've been a bad boy."

"Mistress, I want to worship you!" Now roughly translated, this means they want you to get naked and shove things where the sun don't shine. But of course Genuine Dommes don't do that - and genuine subs know this. These cretins don't.

"What will you do with me, Mistress?" - this means they've no intention of having a session with you. Neither do they have any intention of obeying. They want free wank material whilst they jerk off - with no servitude whatsoever.

"Hey." Now this is a real annoyance. Not only have they failed to address you in a respectful manner, but they're treating you like you're their "buddy". You could try and correct them with "Is that any way to address a Superior Goddess?" but you'd be wasting your time. Boys who address you in this disgusting manner are seldom submissive. Yes, they do lose Me at "hey."

Oh and another thing about fake subs is they really do believe we are fascinated by their cocks. Yes, we want their cocks - we fantasise about them. No, we don't. In fact, we aren't in the slightest bit interested in your cock - at all. Fake subs fail to understand this....

I get fake subs on a daily basis - as I'm sure other Dommes do. It is a part of our Dominant life. The only good thing about them is that I will enjoy tying them in knots - and will happily take their money while they try to convince Me otherwise - resulting in them wasting their time, NOT Mine.

So if you want to act submissive, when it's clear you're not, then by all means do try. I will however, always be one step ahead of you....