THE TUNEFUL WANKER.

I have a small-dicked little wanker who has called Me a few times on AdultWork DirectChat and he likes to couple small penis humiliation with a nice tuneful twist.

Not only does his little dick resemble an acorn glued to his torso; but he likes to attach little bells around it - emphasis on the little - so I can hear when he dares to touch his little worm.

Now in the spirit of the season; I decided that the bells were to be used not just as an alert to his self-abuse; but for musical effect. So when he called Me this afternoon he was instructed to take a nice generous amount of poppers, before wanking away to the tune of Jingle Bells. I think My laughter ringing in his ears drowned him out!

Next came a rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas; but the poor little pin dick only got to "5 golden rings" before he was squirming around in desperation to cum. That's hardly 12 days of Christmas at all!

So to round off; I had him "play" Me a rendition of Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade - which he jingled away to dutifully. My intention was to make him scream out "IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" at the point of orgasm; but sadly he got a little too over-excited on the second verse and shot his load all over a plate. His punishment for that was licking up every last drop - My version of festive eggnog. Since pin-dick likes a drop of eggnog at Christmas; he had no trouble licking up every last drop! Still; I think even Noddy Holder would be entertained by that version! 

Instant Messenger and Phone Chat Today.

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Acchooooooo!

They say things happen in threes, but in My case it seems to be happening in twos.

After a couple of days off, I was keen to get back to work, only to wake up yesterday morning feeling like death warmed up. My throat is sore, My nose is blocked and I feel like I have a head full of cotton wool - the summer cold has hit Me.

And if that's not bad enough, Mother Nature has also decided to pay a visit and is being a downright sadistic bitch this month, thus adding to My general crappy feeling.

So, right now I'm only available for DirectIm/Instant messenger bookings, possibly DirectChat once I start to feel better, until I feel human again.

I will be around for DirectIm this afternoon and evening and I'm hoping and praying I'll be back to DirectCam tomorrow. In the meantime, I'm dealing with the blood coming from My poor inflamed sinuses. Damn you lurgey!

AVAILABILITY WEEK COMMENCING 17 JUNE.

I will be available for Cam, Skype and Instant Messenger bookings this week as follows:

TUESDAY 18 JUNE - Available for DirectChat, DirectIm and Instant Messenger 3pm until 5pm and 7pm until 10pm.

WEDNESDAY 19 JUNE - Not Available.

THURSDAY 20 JUNE - Available 2.30pm until 5pm.

FRIDAY 21 JUNE - Available on Direct Chat 3.30pm until 5pm and 7pm until 10pm.

SATURDAY 22 JUNE - Available 2.30pm until 5pm. Direct Chat 7pm until 10pm.

SUNDAY 23 JUNE - Available 2.30pm until 5pm. Direct Chat 7pm until 10pm.

If you wish to book a Cam, Skype or Instant Messenger session with Me you may email Me at mistresscristal@mail.com to do so.

And We're Back! Yay!

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Oh dear.

Unfortunately, My mental health problems reared their ugly head again over the weekend, which accounted for My lack of availability. I have been plagued with anxiety problems for weeks, as a result of a variety of issues. So on Saturday, it pretty much came to a head when I had the mother of all panic attacks.

After taking some much needed time off, I am pleased to say that I will be back to firing on all cylinders again from tomorrow (Thursday 6 June), but will not be spreading Myself too thinly, as I have done in recent weeks.

Therefore, directcam free chat will NOT be making an appearance any time soon - due to the sheer amount of free-loaders abusing it - these idiots do not help.

I aim to be available on direct chat later today, if you wish to speak to Me via phone.

Monday's Availability.

Because I have a very busy day in My vanilla job, today I will be offering session via Adultwork DirectChat and DirectIm

Private sessions will be via direct im only.

If you wish to book a session with Me today, I will be available from 2.30pm until 5pm. You may contact Me at mistresscristal@mail.com to book.

AVAILABILITY WEEK COMMENCING 13 MAY.

Due to needing to spend some time dedicated to My vanilla job, My availability for cam and phone sessions this week is as follows:

THURSDAY 16 MAY - AVAILABLE 2.30PM UNTIL 5PM.

FRIDAY 17TH MAY - AVAILABLE ON ADULTWORK DIRECT CHAT ONLY

SATURDAY 18TH MAY - AVAILABLE 2.30 PM UNTIL 5PM.

SUNDAY 19TH MAY - AVAILABLE 2.30PM UNTIL 5PM.

I will be available on adultwork DirectChat from 7pm until 10pm on Thursday, Friday Saturday and Sunday.

If you wish to book a session with Me, you may contact Me at mistresscristal@mail.com to do so.

Little Dicky.

I had a good few calls on Direct Chat last night, the last one being hilarious!

And elderly gentleman called Me, to confess his little maggot was only 3 inches when hard, before pathetically begging to touch it. When I gave him permission and asked him how many fingers he was intending to use, he responded; "two fingers and a thumb Mistress."

"As many as that?!" I laughed as he groaned away, to which he replied; "it's not that little Mistress." "No and it's not that big either," I teased as I continued to giggle.

I asked him if he'd tried to make it grow, to which he confessed he'd tried "girls" and "exercises". He wasn't keen to tell Me about the exercises he had done, but I have a fair idea. When I asked him if he'd had any success with the girls, he confessed he hadn't. "I'm not surprised!" I taunted him. "The moment you get your kit off, they probably collapse in fits of giggles!"

He asked Me if I'd ever experienced "having" a maggot dick. "What would be the point in that?" I responded. "One look at that and it's going to put Me off! A little dicky is NOT going to get Me in the mood!"

I continued to tease him, telling him to keep pulling on his little pin-dick. "Let's face it," I said. "It's about the only thing you're ever going to manage to pull. You couldn't even pull a Christmas cracker with that!"

That was enough to tip him over the edge, and in no time at all he was begging to cum, albeit in a very pathetic manner. "Please Mistress," he groaned, "please let this pathetic maggot boy cum for you." "Oh alright," I sighed. "Let's see if the little squirt can do a little squirt."

I laughed cruelly all the way through his orgasm, laughing harder and louder as it reached it's peak. "Finished?" I asked when his groans had subsided. "Yes Mistress," came an embarrassed whisper. "Good!" I responded. "Now fuck off so I can speak to a real man!"

AVAILABILITY WEEK COMMENCING 6 MAY.

I will be available for Cam and Phone bookings this week as follows:

Monday 6 May - available 2.30pm until 5pm.

Tuesday 7 May - not available.

Wednesday 8 May - not available.

Thursday 9 May - available 2.30pm until 5pm.

Friday 10 May - available on Adultwork Direct chat only.

Saturday 11 May - available 2.30pm until 5pm.

Sunday 12 May - available 2.30pm until 5pm.

If you wish to book a session during these times, you should contact Me at mistresscristal@mail.com to do so.

DIRECT CHAT SCHEDULE.

I will be available on Adultwork Direct Chat (phone chat) between 7pm and 10pm on the following days.

Monday 6 May

Thursday 9 May

Friday 10 May

Saturday 11 May

Sunday 12 May

If you wish to speak to Me via Direct Chat, you may visit My Adultwork Profile for details of how to do so.

AVAILABLE OVER THE BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND!

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AVILABILITY WEEK COMMENCING 29 APRIL.

I will be available for webcam and phone chat bookings this week, as follows:

MONDAY 29 APRIL - AVAILABLE 3PM UNTIL 5PM.

TUESDAY 30 APRIL - NOT AVAILABLE

 

WEDNESDAY 1 MAY - NOT AVAILABLE

 

THURSDAY 2 MAY - AVAILABLE 2.30PM UNTIL 5PM - ON ADULTWORK DIRECT CHAT FROM 7PM UNTIL 10PM.

 

FRIDAY 2 MAY - AVAILABLE 4PM UNTIL 5PM (TBC) - DIRECT CHAT FROM 7PM UNTIL 10PM.

 

SATURDAY 3 MAY - AVAILABLE 2.30PM UNTIL 5PM - DIRECT CHAT FROM 7PM UNTIL 10PM.

 

SUNDAY 4 MAY - AVAILABLE 2.30PM UNTIL 5PM - DIRECT CHAT FROM 7PM UNTIL 10PM.

 

Note: These times are subject to change.

 

If you wish to book a session, you may contact Me at mistresscristal@mail.com, for further details of how to do so.