WANK TAX IS IN FORCE!

It may be fast heading towards Christmas, but that doesn't mean you are at liberty to help yourselves in the trouser department. As you know, playing with your little needle-dick is a privilege NOT a right. And if you want that privilege, you must first seek permission.

To that end, "Wank Tax" is in operation. This means for each and every non-permitted wank, you will be taxed. It doesn't matter whether your cum or not - you will still pay your dues.

So, if you've been fiddling, playing pocket billiards or otherwise indulging in a spot of self-abuse; it is time to pay up - £5 per wank.

Pay up today via Amazon UK GC to the email address below and LEAVE YOURSELF ALONE NEXT TIME!

mistresscristal@mail.com