Monday, 30 September 2013

Ironic Punishments

October sees the start of some new punishments for all you naughty subs out there. Now I'm a great believer that the punishment should fit the crime, so from tomorrow I will be introducing what I like to call "Ironic Punishments."

How it works, is you will be punished in a method that directly relates to your offence. So for example, if you have been sniffing panties without My permission, you will have those panties taped to your face for as long as I decide. If you have been wanking that pathetic little dick too much, you will be forced to wank it continuously for as long as I decide - no matter how painful it is.

Now I intend to thoroughly enjoy dishing out these punishments, and I have a suspicion that they are going to be a lot of fun - for Me that is. Your fun doesn't even enter into the equation. Since when is a punishment supposed to be fun?

Do you feel you deserve to be punished? Have you behaved in a way that is unacceptable to a lowly slave like yourself? Then you had better get in touch and confess your crimes, and a suitable Ironic Punishment will be decided!

Saturday, 28 September 2013

New Items On My Wishlist.

I have added various new items to My Amazon Wishlist and I invite you to take a look and treat Me.

You will note that there are a few pairs of boots on there and that's because I LOVE boots - and I know some of you love boots too! So if you want to see Me wearing them on cam so you can worship them, I suggest you don't delay and treat Me to a pair!

You can visit My wishlist using the link below. If you have difficulty treating Me then of course you are always welcome to send an Amazon Gift Certificate in pounds sterling to

Saturday, 21 September 2013

Yes, I turned him gay!

Today I had so much fun with 2 slaves in Adultwork Directcam!

One slave was a total slut - eager to take cock in any hole, the other was what you would call a "man's man" - or so he thought! You see this particular slave is fully in My power. All I have to do is smile or stick out My tongue and he's drooling at the same time as his cock. He knows he is powerless to resist My charms.

So when I suggested slut-slave suck his cock, he was a little hesitant at first until I uttered the magic words; "go on, you know you want to do this for Me!" What can I say?  My powers of persuasion did the trick and he was more than happy to order slut-slave to "gobble it down" like a whore. He had quite the audience too, as more and more slaves joined us in group chat, very eager to see how a slut-slave should be truly used. He even enjoyed watching Me "virtual-fuck" slut-slave with My strap on, and before long was jerking his cock so hard, he was practically ripping it clean away from his body!

His first homo-blowjob - and I'm very happy that I was able to witness it! I'm pretty sure he'll be back for more!

Friday, 20 September 2013

Paypal Tributes To Be Donated To Charity.

I make no secret of the fact that I am a keen philanthropist and some of you will know that in My vanilla life, I work closely with various children's charities. In fact the needs of children is something very close to My heart and I have made it My mission that throughout My life, I will help as many children as I can.

So, with that in mind, for the next month, any tributes you send via paypal will be donated to a children's charity of My choice. At the end of the month, I will reveal the amount given.

You may send paypal tribute of any amount as a gift to - with a guarantee that each and every penny will be donated to a deserving cause.

Sunday, 15 September 2013

Happy Birthday Cuntweasle.

Today I wish a Happy Birthday to My longest serving slave Cuntweasle! He has made it clear that he would like a present on this special day, so I am happy to oblige. Instead of the Birthday Bumps, he can have the Birthday Spanks instead - one for each year of his life - I suspect that might be a LOT of spanking! lol

Never look a gift-horse in the mouth, cuntweasle!

Thursday, 12 September 2013

Taking Bookings Thursday 12 September.

I will be taking cam, phone and instant messenger bookings today - Thursday 12 September.

We will converse via Skype and Yahoo and tribute is always required.

If you feel you have what it takes to serve Me in this manner, you may contact Me using the email address below:

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

9/11 - We Will Never Forget.

Dedicated to all the victims and families affected by the events of September 11 2001.
We will never forget.

Monday, 9 September 2013

And Now For Something Completely Different!

With all the goings-on in Syria at the moment, I thought it was time to lighten the mood somewhat. This is highly un-pc - so you probably don't want to read if you're easily offended and/or have no sense of humour...



The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

John Cleese
British writer, actor, and tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short...

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Cam-Verified at

You will be pleased to know that I am now fully cam-verified on, which means you now have absolutely no excuse for not treating Me to the things I desire and deserve. You can interact with Me there using the link below - but remember - My attention comes at a price!

Seeking Gift Slave.

I am currently seeking a Gift Slave who will enjoy treating Me to the things I love without question. You will be expected to treat Me to a gift at least once per month by choosing something off My amazon wishlist. Your gift may be of any monetary amount, but obviously the more expensive the better - for Me that is!

This is a very honoured role and only the most dedicated will be given the opportunity to serve Me in this manner. You will surrender yourself to Me completely, and to My every whim. Your only role in My life will be to spoil Me with the things I deserve - your only reward being having the opportunity to gain My attention - on My terms only of course.

If you think you could be useful to Me in this way, then you may email Me using the address below and tell Me why I should consider you for such a privileged role.

Saturday, 7 September 2013

Taking Bookings Saturday 7 September.

I will be taking cam, phone and instant messenger bookings today from 2.30pm until 5pm. We will interact via Skype and Yahoo and tribute is always required. If you wish to book a session with Me today, you may do so using the email below:

I will also be available on Adultwork and Niteflirt from 2.30pm until 5pm and 7pm until 10pm.

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Taking Bookings Thursday 5th September.

I am taking Cam, Phone and Instant messenger bookings today - Thursday 5 September from 2.30pm until 5pm.

Sessions are conducted via Skype and Yahoo and tribute is required via Amazon Gift Voucher or Paypal for all sessions.

If you wish to book a session with Me today, you may email Me using the address below: