Today sees the re-introduction of "wank tax", because a few of you subbies have been helping yourselves a little too much for My liking!
If you are contracted to serve Me, each time you wank WITHOUT PERMISSION, you will be fined or "taxed" £5 - for EVERY WANK. You will pay via paypal or amazon, after sending Me an email to confess your dirty deeds. And the more you wank, the more you will pay!
No excuses, no whining. Keep your hands away from your dirty little dick or pay your dues!
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