Saturday, 19 December 2015

THE TUNEFUL WANKER.

I have a small-dicked little wanker who has called Me a few times on AdultWork DirectChat and he likes to couple small penis humiliation with a nice tuneful twist.

Not only does his little dick resemble an acorn glued to his torso; but he likes to attach little bells around it - emphasis on the little - so I can hear when he dares to touch his little worm.

Now in the spirit of the season; I decided that the bells were to be used not just as an alert to his self-abuse; but for musical effect. So when he called Me this afternoon he was instructed to take a nice generous amount of poppers, before wanking away to the tune of Jingle Bells. I think My laughter ringing in his ears drowned him out!

Next came a rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas; but the poor little pin dick only got to "5 golden rings" before he was squirming around in desperation to cum. That's hardly 12 days of Christmas at all!

So to round off; I had him "play" Me a rendition of Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade - which he jingled away to dutifully. My intention was to make him scream out "IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!" at the point of orgasm; but sadly he got a little too over-excited on the second verse and shot his load all over a plate. His punishment for that was licking up every last drop - My version of festive eggnog. Since pin-dick likes a drop of eggnog at Christmas; he had no trouble licking up every last drop! Still; I think even Noddy Holder would be entertained by that version! 

NITEFLIRT GOODIES - A FEAST FOR FEET LOVERS!

You boys just can’t get enough of My Superior feet, can you? Well don’t say I never give you anything - because I’m about to give you lots of yummy photographs of My feet - toes, soles, heels - the lot! How long before you and your cock start drooling?


Friday, 18 December 2015

Panty Sniffer's Humiliation

Recently; a panty pervert requested My "Panty Sniffer Humiliation" task. Here's how he got on completing it....

Wear Panties
I have been wearing a selection of my wife’s panties as the pictures in the shared Google Drive folder and pictures that I’ve tweeted.
This has not been a hard as I expected. Of course, I’ve worn panties before but never for this length of time. Not even for one whole day. So to wear them all the time has been a challenge but I’ve managed to wear them without being discovered. Although I had a close shave on Saturday as I got dressed when my teenage daughter burst into my bedroom as I was getting dressed, demanding her spending money for a shopping trip. Well I just about managed to cover up my black panties with the trousers I was about to pull on. Luckily I was just fast enough combined with my daughter having no interest in seeing her almost naked Dad – so I got away with it. The other days have not been too bad, the thongs are a challenge – what do you ladies see in them? They’re just a hacksaw blade for your arse-crack. I go to karate class on a Sunday morning with my daughter and deliberately chose what I thought was a safe pair of ‘big panties’. No such luck. If you’ve ever tried doing karate with your junk hanging out of your left panty leg and slapping against your leg and gi as you move around then you’ve not lived. I don’t think my karate was very good that day. 


Wifes Panties on head for 15 minutes
I took a pair that my wife had worn the previous day from the laundry basket and put them over my head so the gusset was over my nose and mouth. I laid on the bed sniffing and licking, again thinking that this was an easy challenge, but it wasn’t. Every so often my hand would automatically go to my cock – as soon as I’d touched it I knew I’d failed but I took my hand away immediately each time. Three times in all I did this whilst breathing in my wife in a way I’ve not done in months. Well at all. I mean I’ve not been near her actual pussy in months.

3. Panties in mouth
So once I’d finished that failure I pushed the panties into my mouth expecting to push the entire panty in. No chance! I thought that was what you meant so I tried but no matter how much I made ‘hamster cheeks’ I could not get the entire thing in. So I made do with licking and sucking at the juice in the gusset until I could taste no more.

Masturbate into panties
By now I was straining at the leash to jack off into the panties so I put them on the bed and started to ‘choke the chicken’. It wasn’t long before I shot what I thought was a big load all into the panties.
Panties over face and lick cum off
I gave the panties a little lick, mainly for the camera, before I brought them up to my face. Once on my face I licked and sucked up every last drop I could. Well, then ones that weren’t in my eyebrows or rubbed off on my cheeks and nose. I did not like this one bit, my cum is not a particularly nice flavour and I can still taste it now some half an hour later. Think I’ll have to go and have a coffee, water hasn’t helped.

Panty handkerchief
Using a pair of my wife’s panties as handkerchief was again what I thought to be an easy task. However, I was a coward and chose a pair of white cotton ones so they were not too obvious.
Friday and Saturday went without much incident. I was being careful if I needed to blow my nose and modestly turning away from whoever the company was to blow my nose in a direction away from them. Very gentlemanly of me. But I failed this one at Sunday lunch when I obviously needed a tissue and my daughter just handed me a Kleenex over the table which I unthinkingly used. Once I’d done it I know what I’d done but the acceptance of  the offered tissue was just automatic. I also unthinkingly blew my nose on the toilet paper when I was loo a couple of times. So not as easy as I had at first thought. 

Pegs on nipples
These hurt like a b*stard Mistress. Pretty much as soon as I put them on but the pain gradually kept increasing until it was – well, a pain in the nipples. When the bloody things came off at the end of the 10 minutes my nipples throbbed even more as the blood surged back in. My nipples are still sore over an hour later. That’s going to take time to get over.


Combined with tens on balls
I chose a mode on the tens that I thought was the most painful and started the 10 minutes on level 4 out of eight on that mode. So 2 minutes per level up tp the maximum of eight on my tens machine. 
Level 4 was not too bad – the pain in my nipple far outweighed the tens on the balls. Level 5 was again not competing with the nipple pegs but by level 6 it was starting to make my balls twitch. I was starting to regret my enthusiasm to get the most out of it my taping the pads to my balls for best contact and putting in brand new Duracells for maximum oomph. Levels 7 and * were absolutely competing with the nipple pegs for attention but the 2 minute countdown on each level helped me get through. I think you can hear the pain in the (sorry – very poor) videos that I took of this. I didn’t thick pictures really conveyed the message on this task.

Ball stretcher and wife’s panties
I did this on Tuesday at about 12 o’clock – just before lunchtime. I have the two devices that I used but had not used them in tandem before. So I decided that that would be a good idea and slipped them both over my balls and started the timer. The pressure on my balls to start off with was quite pleasant and I slipped the panties on and started taking a few photos. And then a funny thing happened. As I looked at the resulting pictures I thought ‘my panties aren’t quite straight there’ so I would delete the picture, straighten myself up and re-shoot. The further I got into the 20 minutes the more adventurous I became with the shots, trying new angles and poses. Sorry about that. As I got nearer to completing the task, the pressure on my balls was becoming more and more unpleasant until the timer went off and I was relieved to remove the two devices. My sack had a distinct line around it where the two devices met.
I just got myself fully dressed and back downstairs when the wife turned up unexpectedly for lunch at home. We had a chat over soup whilst my balls ached in her purple thong. Good job she doesn’t think of getting playful these days. 




I believe I have completed the tasks to the best of my ability and I hope I have pleased you with the outcome and this report thereof. I’d like to thank you Mistress for setting me this assignment 



Thursday, 17 December 2015

CHRISTMAS AVAILABILITY


I will be available over the Christmas period as follows. These times are subject to change. Such changes will be available via My twitter feed:

Friday 18 December - 1pm until 4.30pm.
Saturday 19 December 1pm until 5pm.
Sunday 20th December 1pm until 5pm.
Monday 21 December 1pm until 5pm.
Tuesday 22 December - not available.
Wednesday 23 December - 1pm until 5pm.
Thursday 24 December - not available.
Friday 25 December - not available
Saturday 26 December - not available.
Sunday 27 December - 1pm until 5pm.
Monday 28 December - 1pm until 5pm.
Tuesday 29 December - not available.
Wednesday 30 - December - 1pm until 5pm.
Thursday 31 December - not available.
Friday 1 January - not available.
Saturday 2 January - 1pm until 5pm.
Normal camming days resume from Sunday 2 January.

To book a cam, instant messenger or phone session during these times; you may email Me at the address below:

mistresscristal@mail.com 

Monday, 14 December 2015

NITEFLIRT GOODYBAG - MISTRESS CRISTAL'S "SPECIAL EGGNOG"



A nice festive tipple for all you cum-eaters out there! Of course there is a kinky little twist to it...

$10 - WRITTEN ASSIGNMENT.


NITEFLIRT GOODYBAG - KIDNAPPED AND TORTURED.



Having been unceremoniously snatched off the streets; you find yourself waking up after having been drugged. In your confused mist; you try to recollect what has happened to you as you try to fight the growing fear in your soul. And then My voice makes things perfectly clear....

$15 - AUDIO CLIP


NITEFLIRT GOODY BAG - SMALL PENIS HUMILIATION,

It's time to face reality - that little thing between your legs? Useless! It's there to be mocked and shared - for all the women of the world to laugh at and at your expense! Not even desperate women would entertain that little thing. It's an object of ridicule and nothing more. It's only purpose in life is to be humiliated - and that's all it deserves!

£10 - audio clip




NEW NITEFLIRT GOODY BAG - SHOE DANGLING POV


Let's face it - you're addicted to My feet. You're addicted to My heels. And you're addicted to seeing Me dangle My Superior heels from My Superior feet. But will you manage to cum before My shoe falls off My foot? $10

NEW NITEFLIRT GOODY BAG - SUPERIOR HEELS PHOTOSET


I know full well the sight of My Superior heels make you go weak at the knees. Just once look at them; and you're on your knees; ready to worship. That's why these pictures of from all angles - because I want you to worship every part of My heels! $10

NEW NITEFLIRT GOODY BAG - PEDICURE TEASING.

Two lovely clips for those who go weak at the sight of My Superior feet. Not only can you watch Me clipping My toe nails; but you can watch Me paint them!  Will you be splashing you cum over My pretty little toes? Oh yes - you’ll find it impossible to resist!

$15


Sunday, 13 December 2015

Epic Fail from a clueless wanker...

Below is the kind of ridiculous email we Dommes receive on a regular basis. Clueless wankers pretending to be submissive and kinky when in reality, they don't know the first thing about BDSM or indeed about how to correctly approach a Superior Mistress.

This one appeared in My AdultWork inbox today - needless to say his "offer" was declined:

"I've got an idea that I think would be really fun. I was wondering if you would be interested. So if possible could I book you to randomly send me stuff by email and how I should wank to it. Then whenever you decides (needs to be before 7) you can reward me and watch me cum on skype. Would only take a minute with all that teasing :-) What do you think? How about this for about 10 credits? xxx"

So for those who don't quite get it; I'll break it down to show exactly what is wrong about this email. And there is an awful lot wrong with it.


  1. Most obvious is the fact that he has failed to greet Me in the appropriate manner. In fact this is no greeting at all. He has failed to acknowledge that he is indeed speaking to a Superior Mistress.
  2. He's gone straight into what he wants. He clearly has no clue about what it means to serve a Superior Dominatrix. He's thinking from his point of view only and not in terms of how he can satisfy the needs of Mistress.
  3. He wants Me to send pictures to him via email - thus bypassing the AdultWork credits system. He wants free porn to wank to and assumes I'm going to send him gratuitous shots of My body for his pleasure. I'm not - I'm not here to serve him.
  4. He assumes he's going to be allowed to wank like it's his right. Again - he's focussing on his own needs and not those of Mistress. Wanking is a privilege - not a right.
  5. He states I can let him cum "whenever I decide", but then dictates the time I should allow him to cum by. First; I don't have to allow anyone to cum.I don't owe anybody an orgasm. And if I was to; I would let him cum when I want and not to his deadline.
  6. He demands a reward for being allowed to wank - wanking is a reward in itself - provided he has met My needs and pleased Me. So far he has done little to achieve that.
  7. He had dictated the price he wants to pay for this "service". 10 credits is not the price I charge. I fact charge more and My fees are not open for negotiation. I wouldn't even wipe My Superior ass with this "offer".
  8. Finally; I am not the only Domme this cretin has sent this ridiculous email to. Several other Dommes have encountered the exact same email from him. He's shopping and hoping one of us will bite. Well perhaps an insta-domme might. A genuine Dominatrix like Myself wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. In fact; as I told him in My response; I'd much rather spread My own navel lint on toast and eat it for dinner!