Cuntweasle Is Retiring :-(

It is with a very heavy heart that I announce to you today that Cuntweasle - My longest serving slave has chosen to go into retirement from My ownership. On completion of his final assignment, he will be formally released from his Contract, of course with the door open for him to return should he decide to do so.

I am very sad to see Cuntweasle go. Over the years we have developed a great Domme/slave relationship and he has provided Me with endless hours of entertainment; from his highly humiliating photographs, his whinings about Mistress being merciless in his assignment reports, to his cringing every time I mention the word "Ann Summers."

He has been through several different slave names starting off as Slave D, moving to Whiny Cunt and then finally Cuntweasle - I know he has thoroughly hated the latter which is why it was perfect for him!

I must admit, it was highly strange accepting his resignation using his real name - I shall miss My little cuntweasle and his claims to be "unbreakable." But as they say, all good things must come to an end, and therefore I have chosen to respect his decision - I know it won't have been an easy one for him to make. But I look forward to us staying in touch - something I know he's keen to do.

This of course leaves Me with several vacancies for slaves to take his place. Slave p is already shaping up to be a good contender for the prestigious position, proving to be a very dedicated and eager to please slave. Of course the door is always open for other's to prove themselves worthy - but be warned - you have some very big shoes to fill!

If you feel you can step up to the challenge of serving Me as well as cuntweasle then you are invited to get in touch with Me via email to mistresscristal@mail.com

In the meantime, I leave you with one of My favourite of Cuntweasle's pics, which is definitely in-keeping with today!

Cuntweasle's Generosity.

Thank you to cuntweasle for sending Me this gorgeous Gothic bracelet as a thank you for 100 email assignments. As soon as it arrived, I put it on. He clearly knows My tastes well!

You can treat Mistress to something She will enjoy and find a picture of your gift along with public recognition of your generosity here. Simply visit My amazon wishlist using the link below and show Mistress your appreciation!

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Cuntweasle's 100th Assignment.

I thought I'd share with you cuntweasle's 100th homework. Now this is a slave who claimed he "laughed in the face of danger" - I wonder if he's doing a lot of laughing now?

Cuntweasle

 

Your homework to be completed by 21 OCTOBER is as follows:

 

1. You will pay two separate visits to Ann Summers. On the first visit, you will purchase some hold up fishnet stockings.
2. On the second visit, you will purchase some white frilly panties - you WILL ask the Assistant if she thinks they will fit.
3. If you do not ask the Assistant this question, you will be visiting Ann Summers until you do!
4. You will carry the pink Ann Summers bag in your brief case, every day to work.
5. You will only urinate sitting down, including at work.
6. You will wear a super panty pad every day for the next week, changing every 4 hours, including at night.
7. You will purchase a bag of rice.
8. You will sprinkle the full bag of rice all over a hard floor. You will then kneel in the rice and masturbate once and once only.
9. You will then pick up each grain of rice individually with your teeth, dropping it into a dish. 
10. You will not be drinking any alcohol. But you will enjoy a wine glass of urine every evening.
11. You will drip hot wax on to your cock and balls.
12. Once the wax has hardened you will use a leather belt to whip off all the wax, until each bit is gone.
13. You will then rub tabasco sauce into your balls, to leave on for 30 mins.
14. At night you will wear panty pad, nappy, tights, panties and sleep suit.
15. You will spend one night on a blanket in the corner of the room. You will wear your slave collar for the whole night.
16. You will dress in your stockings and frilly panties. You will take pictures of yourself in various slutty poses to send to Mistress.
17. You will write on your chest in red lipstick and in big letters "cuntweasle" and take a photo of yourself like this.
18. You will colour your nipples red with the lipstick EVERY DAY and not wash off until the end of the day.
19. You will paint your toenails bright red.
20. You will wear female perfume ALL THE TIME, topping up at least twice per day.

Cuntweasle's Homework Photos.

Here are the pics from cuntweasle's latest homework assignment. Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Cuntweasle.

Today I wish a Happy Birthday to My longest serving slave Cuntweasle! He has made it clear that he would like a present on this special day, so I am happy to oblige. Instead of the Birthday Bumps, he can have the Birthday Spanks instead - one for each year of his life - I suspect that might be a LOT of spanking! lol

Never look a gift-horse in the mouth, cuntweasle!

Cuntweasle's Whipping.

Now this is a sight I like to see - bent over, nappy down, ready to get a good whipping. But I don't think those buttocks are red enough. What do you think?

Cuntweasle Relieves The Boredom!

So on a recent business trip, Cuntweasle found himself rather bored. This is how he chose to amuse himself! lol

Cuntweasle Get's His Wish!

Well, Cuntweasle got his wish! This was the "favour" he had been talking about, and even sent Me a gift to beg for the favour!

Because his wife is away for a while, he wanted to be made to live the slave lifestyle 24/7 in her absence. Here is his latest homework account - enjoy!

Thurs 5:35pm  Jeeez.  Can't believe i am sat here with jewellery, make-up and all the rest.  Acknowledged homework a while ago and have since changed into 'required' attire, and sent ye a photo of new pants te amuse ye.  All heating off in house and yet i'm sweating, God help me later when i have te climb into new suit.   Talking of which, i tried it again earlier fer about 15mins and foolishly thought that the neck wasn't tight enough ie it let in a tiny bit of air.  So, dumn f*ck that i am i had a look around on internet to try and get a hood to go with it.  Ended up buying a black rubber hood, which may or may not be a good idea.  In serious need o a w*nk, but tightly wrapped in bloody nappy.  Heels are OK when sitting, a pain in the arse when walking about...and bloody noisy when walking on hard floor in kitchen.  Don't know if ye can see it in photo, but heels are 'locked' on.  At least heels won't be hurting when crawling to loo LOL....... more later (teet o bottle covered in lipstick!!).......

 

 

Frid 4:55am  Where the hell do i start.  In my younger days i played sport to quite high levels, and had many very sweaty training sessions..... i also years ago had a small collection of rubberwear/gear.....but i have never, never ever experienced sweat like when i woke this morning.  The inside of suit was soaking, though one advantage of this was where when i had tried suit for 15mins yesterday i had a hell of a job getting it off, it was very much stuck to me, now, it was so wet it 'slid' off quite easily.  Anyway, did my lunges, starjumps and 5 mins marching on spot (which didn't, probably couldn't make anything worse).  Then removed suit, folded and stuck it on a cupboard.  My skin very very soft (by the way, the hair ISN'T growing back on legs after last shave), felt quite feminine and 'lovely'.  Off for a bath ... more later......8:00am  Jeeez.  Just picked up suit to put it away, and noticed creases all filled with sweat.  So hung up upside down, and had a steady quite heavy trickle of sweat running out of suit for several mins before it slowed to just the odd drip.  God knows how much sweat i must have most over night.  Also just remembered that i will have a hood fer it as well within the next few day.  how the hell am i gonna cope, and whit the hell was i thinking of agreeing to this suit, never mind hood.  Busy day ahead, but hopefully more later......... 6:20pm  Just in the door after long day.  Have the immersion on fer bath in an hour so probably won't 'dress up' tonight.  Also have got myself a wee drink - 50% whisky, 50% pee, best i can do LOL.  Oh, had an Email to say hood has been dispatched.. bloody hell.  Off fer my tea of a steak roll, though quite how i manage that out of my dog bowl i have no idea... more later or the morra

 

 

Sat 5:30am  Another horrendous night in suit, though not quite as bad.  My bedroom is right by the back door, so left room door open, and back door, allowed the room to be as cold as i could manage.  Not a lot of difference, but a bit.  In serious need of masturbation, but have so far managed to 'cope', if ye can call it that.  Maybe a better word would be 'suffer'.  Be amazed if i don't end up being fined fer an unauthorised 'play'.  Will be about the house all morning so will get 'dressed' and made up after my bath.  Make up is hard to get off, will have a look when i go shopping for sommat to remove it easier, will have te scrub well before shops, then put it all back on when i get back home.  Then remove again before heading off to Violate tonight, which i'm looking forward to immensely.  Mistress Lilith last night put me up on Violate Fetlife profile that my 'reationship status' with Club is 'Served by dougie159', fame at last, though maybe not the type of fame i had ever considered LOL ......... more later i would think .......  7:00am  Sat here feeling an idiot all dressed up, make up on and jewellery jangling away.  Plus I have the thought that it's all gotta come off to go shopping, and then all back on fer the afternoon, and for preping nibbles for Violate, then all off again for Violate and when i finally get home, i've got the thought of having to climb back into that bloody suit again.  Hope the hood doesn't arrive today, i'd be just about stupid enough to try the bloody thing when ready fer bed. ......... more later  1:55pm  Been home frae shopping fer a while, and dressed as required, and it's weird.  Between my heels at home then all night tonight at Violate, reckon my feet will be killing me for the next few days!!  Gotta prepare all the nibbles fer Violate soon, will have my bath first.  Bought 'wipes' that hopefully will get make up off easier.  Bloody postie brought rubber hood, but we'll pass over that.  It fits (tight) and goes far enough down neck that i'm sure it will go over top of suit.  Want these nappies te run out so i can order the old ones that i used to get and staying a) in shape and b) didn't hang down so much when wet.  These bloody things are hanging down with only one pee in 'em...... more the morra

 

 

Sun  5:30am  Feeling awful, only had just over two hrs sleep and feeling unwell.  Will not be doing much today and will only be dressed to go to shop and for my Sunday pint with pal. ....... more the morra

Mon  6:50am  Feeling a bit better though still not right.  I'm afraid i didn't dress as required yesterday during the day as i spent most of it in bed sleeping.  Only wore 'suit' for wee morning lie down but it did remind me of sommat i meant to say before.  Suit is horrible everytime you move.  If i can stay still then it is OK apart from the heat building, but the minute i move some bits come un-stuck and other bits stick and si it's constantly very 'noticable'.  Reality is, i cannea stay still fer very long!!! .... more later.   3:50pm  Have been dressed in the full female attire, and it's still very weird.  The other things that is doing my head in is this dummy believe it or not.  Constantly sucking become a pain (literally) and even if just moved around mouth and chewed on, i'm never actually closing my mouth.  Other thing about it is that i have a big red mark on bottom lips after an hour or so.  Due to yesterday, looks like i will have to spend tonight in suit on floor.  Not looking forward to that one bit.  Reckon it will be 'best' to use downie rather than sleeping bag as that was i can 'regulate' the temp to some extent.  hate eating out of bowl and started to chose stuff like cereal instead of 'proper' food.   Sunday i peed three times in one nappy..... not my best idea.  One thing i have missed quite a bit is crawling to loo.  Normally only remember i'm meant to do that by the time i get to the loo.  Back to being desperate to masturbate, just as well suit and nappy make that impossible.... more later or tomorrow........

 

 

 

Tues 8:00am  Stating the obvious, floors are hard.  Put sleeping bag on floor then laid on that with downie on (and off) as required.  Suit was actually better on floor, may be because ye don't sink into floor.  Not too bad a time last night, and evn after 'exercise' things were not too wet in suit.   Mind you, absolutely no heating on and back door open to ensure cool airflow.  i get the feeling nappy absorbes quite a bit of 'moisture'.  Sat her (as usual) with bloody dummy in mouth.  Tis on a ribbon round my neck and about only time it is not in my mouth is when having a fag.  No idea why i still have it on as homework now finished.

 

 

Cuntweasle Begs A Favour.

A big THANK YOU goes to Cuntweasle for sending Me a stunning Gothic choker as a prelude to begging a favour from Me.

Now normally I don't do favours for slave's, but on this occasion, I will make an exception, especially since I now know what this favour is - and I will of course have to take full advantage of it! Expect to see some highly entertaining photographs coming soon!

Wet Nappy Blues!

Because Cuntweasle's last email assignment gave Me such a laugh, I thought I'd post it here for you all to see!





 

Because Cuntweasle's latest homework gave Me such a laugh, I decided to share it with you! Enjoy!

 

Good morning/Afternoon Mistress

Please find below my latest efforts to please and amuse you.

Homework No.86 for

Mistress Cristal

Due 15th May 2013

Sat 10:10am  Only opened homework this morning, thought i would 'tease' myself overnight by wondering/worrying what may be in it this time around.  Though if i had known it meant my instant freedom frae CB, i would have opened it straight away.  First thoughts are that it ain't too bad, though being back in nappies and having to pee in them ain't my favourite passtime.  As i said in my acknowledgement, the main problem is if i'm out and about how the hell i change them from both carrying new one about and disposing of the old wet one point of view.  Still, at least no plastic pants, or layers of tights and stuff te make matters worse.  On saying that, if i have to pee in a nappy more than once the pants may be a necessity.  As you may note, new nappies are different, so no idea of 'capacity'.  Not sure how much opportunity there is for 'photos', but i'll try and resist what i did last homework and add random photos of cock half encased in wax or owt.  The earings may be interesting.  My thinking is that if i let my hair down rather than sweep back, it should easily cover my ears so i may get away with it, though will be constantly fearful that someone may catch a glimpse. Other than that, don't foresee too many problems, though hour of pegs has the potential to be painfull........ more later........... 

Sun 7:10am  The goings on of yesterday.  Went down town to buy a pair of earings for task.  This was because a) the previous set ye had had me buy were large dangly ones and b) i could only find one of them.  So i hunted about for the smallest pair of clip-on ones i could find.  Bought a pair and went back to car.....and put them on......and brushed my hair down instead of back to cover them.  I then drove around our (crazy) one way system in Kilmarnock, finding red lights at just about every possible set.  Felt dreadful sitting there with cars next to me..and just looked dead ahead of me, scared to turn to see if anyone was 'looking'.  Next step was to park up and get out of car for a walk.  Did this in a street adjacent to main street, so quieter and much less likely to bump into anyone i knew.  Problem i had, that although my hair is long(ish), it's also very 'light', and i could feel it blowing about, with the result that the earings MUST have been visible.  Whole experience was scary as hell..... more later....oh, back to initial problem i had when i first had to pee in nappy.  Putting it off as long as possible and when having to eventually do it, having to stand there still while 'letting it go'.... bugger....

Mon 4:40pm  Seem to be missing out any 'afternoon' updates...so here to try and rectify.  You'll enjoy bits of this, and NOT be pleased at other bits.  First, these sodding new nappies.   They are bloody useless.  After only a couple of hours of wear, the 'padding' all moves (as did the others but only after many many hours) into the middle, and makes just sitting down somewhat uncomfortable.  Second, they do not appear to 'protect' wearer from the wetness as others have, and i don't think it is about not wearing CB and therefore being 'protected'.  The 'feeling' is mainly round the a*se!!  Thirdly, they, when wet, don't bloody fit well at all, and are constantly trying to slip down/fall off.  Fourthly, after only one pee, they don't feel as though they could take another drop without leaking/humiliation...... scared at even the thought of having to pee in one more than once, unlike others.  Roll on when this new packet are finished and i can go back to the ones i used to use before.  Now the bits ye may??? not be happy with.  Am not going to be wearing nappy for at least some of tomorrow.  Have an appointment with Doc re. piles, and certainly ain't gonna turn up wearing a nappy.  Especially with a male Doc.  I may, just may, have considered it with a female one.  And on another 'task', have yet again forgotten to buy bananas & apples.  Will try and make sure that happens tomorrow.  Have (mostly) managed my 6 drinks of water a day.  Still to do slapping task to c*ck and b*lls, but have had one of my two 'plays'..........grin...and will do pegs in the morning.  I assume ye meant to the skin rather than pegs ON b*lls..... don't think pegs will stretch to that.....more the morra......

Tue  5:10am  Forgot to mention, bought new pegs yesterday, pink & blue, kinda the colour i'm hoping my b*lls change from and too.  The old ones, even if i could be bothered to hunt for them, were just to 'peely wally'.  About to have a bath, then do my hour of pegs.  Still also to do slaps to b*alls & c*ck.  Only have all of today and some/all of tomorrow to complete this homework.   I'm maybe leaving too much stuff to be done at the last minute, but hey hoo.  must remember bananas & apples.........more later........ 2:50pm  Ye make some decisions, then sometimes really regret 'em.  Done the (new) pegs, and it was bloody hellish.  Had kinda expected growing pain (if any at all), but it didn't work out like that.  Think if task set again i'll find my old pegs.  Pain was quickly bad, but instead of growing, it came in sodding waves.  Intense, then not much, then back to more intense, and each time slightly worse.  Most strange & unexpected.  Lasted the full time, but with last 15-20mins watching the bloody second hand travel (very slowly) round the clock face, and terrible agony on removal.  Have taken pic of task and after marks, and though the marks don't especially show up, ye can probably see the cream i had rubbed on straight afterwards to try and ease things.  Any thoughts of slapping b*lls today have gone right out of my mind as even a wee rub to try and soothe is bloody sore.  That task wil have to wait til the morning i reckon.  On a better note, at least i had a while out of that sodding nappy, due to visit to Doc (been referred to hospital).  And, to add to my pain, the failure of again forgetting to buy 'fruit'.......... ahh well.  Randy as f*ck, just glad i'm not locked and i have one permitted 'fiddle' to go..... more the morra.........

Wed 6:15am  That's the slaps all done.  Didn't realise just how long 100 slaps to c*ck & balls would be, and it was a case of i should have done them maybe hours or days apart, as many slaps on/at one target actually 'hit' the other target.  B*lls were fine as long as they could swing freely, but if ye caught them between slap and thigh or leg, it was also a bit of a 'crush' injury!!  Ouch.  C*ck kinda presented a 'shrinking' target, as the longer the slaps went on, the more 'little' it/i got (no comment on size please at this stage).  Again, with the odd slap ye were catching the b*lls.  So homework done apart from buying the fruit.  I will however try and remember that today and commence with it.  Still (surprisingly) have one play left.... but not for long LOL.  Suspect i wouldn't get away with trying to 'carry it over', so will use it shortly.

THE END

Yet another homework done for your comment and amusement.  Still randy, but letting that feeling 'build' fer a while.  Aait your comments with trepidation (and excitement).  Pegs were unexpected, or at least the results were, my own fault for being a smart ass.  Bit of torment & torture LOL.  Still no sign of movement from plastic baby suit Company, status still saying 'Precessing'.  On their website it does say no real point in chasing until at least 45 days after order.  Looking forward to, but with trepidation, it arriving.  Have a horrible feeling that it's gone 'surprise' in some ways, just not sure how.  And no doubt you will find ways of using it and other bits of stuff i have, to make me suffer & regret buying it.  With the mitts attached, not sure how easy it will be to do up.... and more importantly, take off.  And certainly having a smoke i would think will be out of the question, especially as i roll my own.  Also wonder if i will be able to manage small locks/keys once the suit is on.  Could be interesting times.

Hope all is well and your having fun.  Guess what i'm off to do now LOL

Respectfully

Yer wee slave

c*ntweasle

Cuntweasle Gets Very Temporary Relief.

I read through Cuntweasle's latest assignment last night and had Me a good old chuckle. Boy, was he desperate! It was littered with "not fair, I need a play" and "for the last few hours, there hasn't been room to spare in this sodding device."

He didn't break and pay his wank tax so he could have a play. I made him wait. However, he did send Me an instant message again yesterday asking for permission to "play" - which I duly ignored so he could continue to stew in his own juices.

He has now been permitted to play once and once only - and is now locked up again. He's less than happy at that, of course.

Oh and he has been made to dust off his collar and start wearing it again - a further reminder that he is now under My full control - and here I thought he was "unbreakable" lol

Cuntweasle Is Desperate! LOL

While I was camming this afternoon I receive an instant message from cuntweasle, which had all the hallmarks of somebody who clearly was very desperate:

"HELP! THE KEY! NEED IT! Envelope still sealed."

I should explain...

In his latest homework assignment, he has been instructed to lock himself into chastity, and post the key to himself by second-class post. On it's return, he is then to leave the envelope sealed until further notice. A nice cruel twist to his predicament I thought.

He has gone without self-pleasure for 8 days now (a long time for him, believe Me!), so he was given the option of paying his wank tax, indulging and locking himself back up immediately afterwards, or continuing to be in chastity.

He did suggest I could order him to play. But like I said to him; yes I could, but it's not half as much fun.

So now he's trying to make a decision as to whether he will pay up and wank or continue to go without. Which one will win I wonder.....?

A Desperate Cuntweasle.

I woke up this morning to a rather desperate instant message from cuntweasle, saying how he NEEDED to play and was asking for permission.

Now being the cruel bitch I am, I totally ignored his message and instead sent his homework. A part of this homework is to lock himself into his chastity device IMMEDIATELY before posting the key to himself by second class post. Then, he is to watch 30 mins of porn whilst locked up.

I have a feeling he's going to be very frustrated. And this BEFORE I tell him that I'm about to become his keyholder!

Oh, and at My instruction, he's just ordered himself a plastic sleep-suit for summer. I predict many uncomfortable nights ahead!

Cuntweasle - The Easter Bunny.

And here we have the Easter Bunny - although far more "tarty! lol

He doesn't look happy - probably due to a forced visit to Ann Summers for fishnet stockings and bunny tail! lol