Fake Sub Meets His Match...

I've said it before and I'll say it again; I can spot a fake submissive a mile off - on cam, via email and especially on the phone. So when a fake sub called Me this afternoon on AdultWork, I was more than ready for him:

Me: Good afternoon, and what's your name?

f/s: Steve.

Me: I beg your pardon?

f/s: (shouts) STEVE!

Me: I heard you the first time - but what I didn't here was your correct address.

f/s: What?

Me: Don't say "what". Say "pardon". And think about the fact that you are speaking with a Superior Dominatrix.

f/s: Yeah I know.

Me: So where is your respect?

f/s: I am respectful.

Me: I've yet to hear evidence of that...

f/s: Sorry Mistress.

Me: That's better. Now why have you called Me today?

f/s: I'm horny.

Me: That is no reason why you should receive My attention. Now give Me a reason why I should continue speaking with you.

f/s: Cos I've got a pierced cock.

Me: I'm not even slightly interested in your cock. Try again.

f/s: I dunno.

Me: Have you ever been dominated before?

f/s: No.

Me: No, what?!

f/s: What? Err...Miss.

Me: Yes it shows. What does BDSM mean to you?

f/s: I dunno. I feel a bit uncomfortable actually.

Me: That's because you've bitten off a bit more than you can chew. You're not submissive, are you?

f/s: Err,...no.

Me: Then go and waste somebody else's time - NOT Mine.

Unfortunately for this little wank-stain - he wasted his AdultWork credits being a fake sub. Nevermind, at least I enjoyed Myself! 

Availability For Saturday 15 February

I will be taking Webcam Bookings via Skype and Yahoo today from 2.30pm GMT. Tribute is always required by Amazon.co.uk E Gift Certificate.

Webcam without Audio - £1.00 per min.

Webcam with Audio - £1.30 per min

MINIMUM BOOKING LENGTH IS 10 MINS.

Also, from 7.30pm GMT I will be taking Pre-Booked Phone Chat sessions.

Pre-Booked Phone Chat - £1 per min.

MINIMUM BOOKING LENGTH IS 10 MINS.

If you wish to book a Webcam or Phone Chat session with Me, you may email Me via the address below:

mistresscristal@mail.com

This afternoon I will be available on Direct Cam and Pre-Book Webcam Via AdultWork.  I will also be available this evening via DirectChat from 7.30pm GMT until 10.30pm GMT. Come and serve Me via the link below:

Mistress Cristal @ AdultWork 

My NiteFlirt Lines will be open from 2.30pm GMT until 5.30pm GMT and again at 7.30pm GMT until 10.30PM GMT via the link below:

Mistress Cristal @NiteFlirt 

Normal Service Is Resumed.

I am pleased to say that normal service has been resumed and Adultwork are now back online after the latest DDOS attack. This means that I am now available on DirectCam (daytime), DirectIM (evening) and DirectChat (daytime and evening).

In addition, until further notice I will be available for longer hours on DirectIM and DirectChat from 7pm until 10pm every day except for Wednesdays. I will also be able to take private phone chat and instant messenger bookings every evening with the exception of Wednesdays.

I am also available for phone chat via Niteflirt at these times too!

So for those of you who are generally around more in the evening, there is now nothing to stop you from speaking to Me!

If you wish to book an instant messenger or phone chat session with Me, all you need to do is email Me at mistress.cristal@mail.com

I HATE Free Preview!

Yesterday was My first day back to camming after a few days off due to the summer cold, and despite the fact that I had quite a few good slaves, free preview in directcam was plagued by idiots.

First came a troll who demanded a session in free preview because "he doesn't pay for these things." Then you're clearly in the wrong place because no service provider on Adultwork will give her time away for free!

Then came an idiot who emailed Me via adultwork with his session request. I responded, and he came back to say that he couldn't take Me seriously - then why email Me and waste My time?

And finally, came a very rude and disrespectful pond-life on DirectChat, who claimed he wanted to serve Me, and yet refused to address Me in the correct subservient manner. When I demanded that he address Me as Mistress, I was met with a rather rude response of "yeah, whatever." His call didn't last long. And when he then came into Directcam to try and "endear" himself to Me, I told him why I had hung up on him, and that he wouldn't ever get the opportunity to speak to Me again.

Honestly, some of these cretins must think I'm stupid. I don't put free preview on for very long, an hour at the most, just to let My regulars know I'm around. It's often abused by freeloaders and those who quite frankly get off on being abusive. The message is simple; if you don't want to pay, and don't want to show Me some respect, then move along, because I aint interested!

Adultwork Direct Chat.

Adultwork DirectChat means that you can speak to Me on the phone, without having to book. Calls cost £1 (1 credit) per minute and we can talk about whatever you like and for as long as you like.

I am available on DirectChat most days and every evening from 7pm until 10pm from Friday, throughout the weekend.

If you are not yet a member of Adultwork, then you are really missing out. My profile features multiple ways to speak to Me including via webcam, text/sms, phone, skype as well access to My free and private gallery.

It also means you can speak to Me with confidence, knowing that I am 100% genuine. What's more, if you are not based in the UK, you can still speak with Me as Adultwork is an international site!

To join Adultwork and take advantage of the many great features, simply click on the link below.

ADULTWORK.

Availability Update.

I had every intention of being available for cam bookings yesterday, but unfortunately My vanilla job took over, so I needed to dedicate My time to that. Rest assured however, I will be available on cam and phone all weekend and all day Monday.

I have however, been available for Adultwork Directchat in the evenings, and this will continue right through the weekend. So if you wish to speak to Me, you will be able to every evening, today through until Monday evening, from 7pm until 10pm.

Last night was quietish - except for a very amusing call from Bra fucker, who has been drooling over a girl at work and perving at her exposed bra. Of course I had to humiliate the hell out of him for that, while he moaned and begged for permission to cum. The next time we speak, he had better have bought himself a used bra to fuck or else!

And cuntweasle is now regretting suggesting I'm a pussy cat - or at least he will once he's completed his latest homework assignment!

Direct Chat is Back!

Well, the last 48 hours have been extremely tense - waiting for Adultwork to get back up and running. I take My hat off to them though. They have kept us updated as much as possible via twitter and facebook.

Thankfully, now they're back online, I have been able to offer directcam and direct chat, which has been a relief. But of course, between now and Monday, I'm gonna have to work My socks off to recoup what I have lost since Thursday.

As a result, every night until about 10.30pm, I will be offering direct chat at a very reduced rate of only .60 credits per min. So you can take advantage of very low cost Domination and Fetish chat, while I tease and tantalise you until you explode - with My permission of course!

So speak with Me via direct chat, simply click here.

Technical Problems Are Still Continuing.

Well, I had planned to be available for bookings today, but firstly Adultwork is still down - they are currently repairing the problems and hoping to stick up the middle finger at the attackers as we speak. Fingers crossed it will be back up and running later night, if not tomorrow.

Should the site be back up tonight, I will be offering Directchat at a reduced rate, so you will be able to call Me up until 10.30pm.

If not, hopefully it will be back up and running tomorrow, so I will be available as normal tomorrow afternoon.

I haven't been twiddling My thumbs though. For a start, I have redone My Facebook page, which you can find by click here.

Secondly, 30 odd perennial plug plants arrived this afternoon - so I had to pot those up before they died. Will have to do My nails later has the compost has dried them out. Of course I did what all avid gardeners do when they plant or pot something up for the first time; looked at the plants and said the famous words "grow you buggers, grow!" Thank you to Alan Titchmarsh for that one!

So really, until technical problems are solved, I'm stuck. But it should be resolved soon. In the meantime, I think you all for your patience!