SUNDAY SERVICES AT THE SADISTIC CHURCH OF MISTRESS CRISTAL

Have you been a bad, bad boy? Been having impure thoughts? Can't leave your pathetic little worm alone? Then you need to get to your knees and crawl into My Church.

There are no hymns to be sung; but I will find ways to make you hit those high notes. The collection plate collects balls; not money. And kneeling is NOT optional.

My feet are your altar, My strap on is your communion bread and your tears will be the communion wine. The wine will be spilt.

There is no prayer which will ease your suffering. The only God in My church is Me. You'd better believe I will strike down in great vengeance for your sins. I am God and Satan combined. When you enter My Church; you enter the deepest pits of Hell. Confession is the only way you can ever hope to atone for your sins and penance is the only way to receive absolution.

It is through severe retribution that you will be once again returned to the path of complete obedience & submission. For I am God and you must fear Me.

Sinful Sunday services are available EVERY Sunday 12.30pm until 4.30pm. Attendance is via Skype; with webcam and audio. To book; click on the link below:

SINFUL SUNDAY SKYPE SESSION

Sinful Sunday - CONFESSION & WORSHIP.

Sinful Sundays are all about confession and worship! You will visit My Church; get to your knees and confess all of your disgusting sins of the week. Clearly you disgusting boys will have many things to get off your chest, and I want to hear every single sordid detail.

Not only will you confess, but you will also beg for My forgiveness. Of course forgiveness doesn't come easy. You must repent for your sins and the only way you can truly repent, is by suffering whatever suitable punishment I choose for you. Such punishment WILL be hard whether it be physical or psychological, but suffer you must! Don't ever think I will be merciful on you. The word "mercy" does not feature in My vocabulary. I will only believe you are truly sorry for your sins when I see evidence of it - and you have a long way to go in order to demonstrate that.

And then after confession and repentance, comes WORSHIP! No of course mortals like you don't get to worship My Superior body. My body is NOT for you. It is a deity which is only for those who are worthy - you aren't and never will be. But My feet are heels are where you will direct your worship - the lowest part of My body for the lowest of the low.

Should I decide you are not even worthy of that little delicacy; then I will find another way for you to worship Me - FINANCIALLY! Every church passes around a collection box, and Mine is no different. The only difference is that Mine is not a "voluntary" collection. If I decide you must pay; then you will pay - no questions asked. What I choose to spend your money on is for Me to know. All you need to be aware of is that My forgiveness comes at a price - physical, psychological and financial. 

There are no "Hail Marys" in My Church. And no, this Goddess does not forgive all. I am not the gentle, loving God you have read about. I'm the God who will not hesitate to unleash My wrath should you displease Me. Remember that!

Book your place in the Sinful Sunday Confessional by sending Me an email at the address below. Sessions are carried out via Skype and audio is included. My Church is open to all sinners - others will be tolerated. Confessional begins at 1pm and ends at 5pm. Start crawling!

mistresscristal@mail.com