You vile little slug! How dare you appear before Me with your disgusting little cock in your hand! I suppose you need Me to help you get off, don't you? Men like you have no self-control. All you care about is your own pleasure and nothing else.
You have nothing going for you. Not even your little maggot is impressive. You're a complete waste of My valuable time.
Well; if you want to jerk off; you're going to have to endure hearing exactly what I think of. And trust Me, it won't be pretty!