Because Cuntweasle's latest homework gave Me such a laugh, I decided to share it with you! Enjoy!
Good morning/Afternoon Mistress
Please find below my latest efforts to please and amuse you.
Homework No.86 for
Due 15th May 2013
Sat 10:10am Only opened homework this morning, thought i would 'tease' myself overnight by wondering/worrying what may be in it this time around. Though if i had known it meant my instant freedom frae CB, i would have opened it straight away. First thoughts are that it ain't too bad, though being back in nappies and having to pee in them ain't my favourite passtime. As i said in my acknowledgement, the main problem is if i'm out and about how the hell i change them from both carrying new one about and disposing of the old wet one point of view. Still, at least no plastic pants, or layers of tights and stuff te make matters worse. On saying that, if i have to pee in a nappy more than once the pants may be a necessity. As you may note, new nappies are different, so no idea of 'capacity'. Not sure how much opportunity there is for 'photos', but i'll try and resist what i did last homework and add random photos of cock half encased in wax or owt. The earings may be interesting. My thinking is that if i let my hair down rather than sweep back, it should easily cover my ears so i may get away with it, though will be constantly fearful that someone may catch a glimpse. Other than that, don't foresee too many problems, though hour of pegs has the potential to be painfull........ more later...........
Sun 7:10am The goings on of yesterday. Went down town to buy a pair of earings for task. This was because a) the previous set ye had had me buy were large dangly ones and b) i could only find one of them. So i hunted about for the smallest pair of clip-on ones i could find. Bought a pair and went back to car.....and put them on......and brushed my hair down instead of back to cover them. I then drove around our (crazy) one way system in Kilmarnock, finding red lights at just about every possible set. Felt dreadful sitting there with cars next to me..and just looked dead ahead of me, scared to turn to see if anyone was 'looking'. Next step was to park up and get out of car for a walk. Did this in a street adjacent to main street, so quieter and much less likely to bump into anyone i knew. Problem i had, that although my hair is long(ish), it's also very 'light', and i could feel it blowing about, with the result that the earings MUST have been visible. Whole experience was scary as hell..... more later....oh, back to initial problem i had when i first had to pee in nappy. Putting it off as long as possible and when having to eventually do it, having to stand there still while 'letting it go'.... bugger....
Mon 4:40pm Seem to be missing out any 'afternoon' updates...so here to try and rectify. You'll enjoy bits of this, and NOT be pleased at other bits. First, these sodding new nappies. They are bloody useless. After only a couple of hours of wear, the 'padding' all moves (as did the others but only after many many hours) into the middle, and makes just sitting down somewhat uncomfortable. Second, they do not appear to 'protect' wearer from the wetness as others have, and i don't think it is about not wearing CB and therefore being 'protected'. The 'feeling' is mainly round the a*se!! Thirdly, they, when wet, don't bloody fit well at all, and are constantly trying to slip down/fall off. Fourthly, after only one pee, they don't feel as though they could take another drop without leaking/humiliation...... scared at even the thought of having to pee in one more than once, unlike others. Roll on when this new packet are finished and i can go back to the ones i used to use before. Now the bits ye may??? not be happy with. Am not going to be wearing nappy for at least some of tomorrow. Have an appointment with Doc re. piles, and certainly ain't gonna turn up wearing a nappy. Especially with a male Doc. I may, just may, have considered it with a female one. And on another 'task', have yet again forgotten to buy bananas & apples. Will try and make sure that happens tomorrow. Have (mostly) managed my 6 drinks of water a day. Still to do slapping task to c*ck and b*lls, but have had one of my two 'plays'..........grin...and will do pegs in the morning. I assume ye meant to the skin rather than pegs ON b*lls..... don't think pegs will stretch to that.....more the morra......
Tue 5:10am Forgot to mention, bought new pegs yesterday, pink & blue, kinda the colour i'm hoping my b*lls change from and too. The old ones, even if i could be bothered to hunt for them, were just to 'peely wally'. About to have a bath, then do my hour of pegs. Still also to do slaps to b*alls & c*ck. Only have all of today and some/all of tomorrow to complete this homework. I'm maybe leaving too much stuff to be done at the last minute, but hey hoo. must remember bananas & apples.........more later........ 2:50pm Ye make some decisions, then sometimes really regret 'em. Done the (new) pegs, and it was bloody hellish. Had kinda expected growing pain (if any at all), but it didn't work out like that. Think if task set again i'll find my old pegs. Pain was quickly bad, but instead of growing, it came in sodding waves. Intense, then not much, then back to more intense, and each time slightly worse. Most strange & unexpected. Lasted the full time, but with last 15-20mins watching the bloody second hand travel (very slowly) round the clock face, and terrible agony on removal. Have taken pic of task and after marks, and though the marks don't especially show up, ye can probably see the cream i had rubbed on straight afterwards to try and ease things. Any thoughts of slapping b*lls today have gone right out of my mind as even a wee rub to try and soothe is bloody sore. That task wil have to wait til the morning i reckon. On a better note, at least i had a while out of that sodding nappy, due to visit to Doc (been referred to hospital). And, to add to my pain, the failure of again forgetting to buy 'fruit'.......... ahh well. Randy as f*ck, just glad i'm not locked and i have one permitted 'fiddle' to go..... more the morra.........
Wed 6:15am That's the slaps all done. Didn't realise just how long 100 slaps to c*ck & balls would be, and it was a case of i should have done them maybe hours or days apart, as many slaps on/at one target actually 'hit' the other target. B*lls were fine as long as they could swing freely, but if ye caught them between slap and thigh or leg, it was also a bit of a 'crush' injury!! Ouch. C*ck kinda presented a 'shrinking' target, as the longer the slaps went on, the more 'little' it/i got (no comment on size please at this stage). Again, with the odd slap ye were catching the b*lls. So homework done apart from buying the fruit. I will however try and remember that today and commence with it. Still (surprisingly) have one play left.... but not for long LOL. Suspect i wouldn't get away with trying to 'carry it over', so will use it shortly.
Yet another homework done for your comment and amusement. Still randy, but letting that feeling 'build' fer a while. Aait your comments with trepidation (and excitement). Pegs were unexpected, or at least the results were, my own fault for being a smart ass. Bit of torment & torture LOL. Still no sign of movement from plastic baby suit Company, status still saying 'Precessing'. On their website it does say no real point in chasing until at least 45 days after order. Looking forward to, but with trepidation, it arriving. Have a horrible feeling that it's gone 'surprise' in some ways, just not sure how. And no doubt you will find ways of using it and other bits of stuff i have, to make me suffer & regret buying it. With the mitts attached, not sure how easy it will be to do up.... and more importantly, take off. And certainly having a smoke i would think will be out of the question, especially as i roll my own. Also wonder if i will be able to manage small locks/keys once the suit is on. Could be interesting times.
Hope all is well and your having fun. Guess what i'm off to do now LOL
Yer wee slave