Thursday, 12 September 2013

Taking Bookings Thursday 12 September.

I will be taking cam, phone and instant messenger bookings today - Thursday 12 September.

We will converse via Skype and Yahoo and tribute is always required.

If you feel you have what it takes to serve Me in this manner, you may contact Me using the email address below:

mistresscristal@mail.com

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

9/11 - We Will Never Forget.

Dedicated to all the victims and families affected by the events of September 11 2001.
We will never forget.


Monday, 9 September 2013

And Now For Something Completely Different!

With all the goings-on in Syria at the moment, I thought it was time to lighten the mood somewhat. This is highly un-pc - so you probably don't want to read if you're easily offended and/or have no sense of humour...

ALERTS TO THREATS
IN 2013 EUROPE

From JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

Regards,
John Cleese
British writer, actor, and tall person

And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

Life is too short...

Sunday, 8 September 2013

Cam-Verified at findoms.com

You will be pleased to know that I am now fully cam-verified on findoms.com, which means you now have absolutely no excuse for not treating Me to the things I desire and deserve. You can interact with Me there using the link below - but remember - My attention comes at a price!

Seeking Gift Slave.

I am currently seeking a Gift Slave who will enjoy treating Me to the things I love without question. You will be expected to treat Me to a gift at least once per month by choosing something off My amazon wishlist. Your gift may be of any monetary amount, but obviously the more expensive the better - for Me that is!

This is a very honoured role and only the most dedicated will be given the opportunity to serve Me in this manner. You will surrender yourself to Me completely, and to My every whim. Your only role in My life will be to spoil Me with the things I deserve - your only reward being having the opportunity to gain My attention - on My terms only of course.

If you think you could be useful to Me in this way, then you may email Me using the address below and tell Me why I should consider you for such a privileged role.

mistresscristal@mail.com